Scientia est Protestas:... →
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: i-need-pants: Harry Potter Fact goldstars: Hermione’s Patronus is an otter, J.K. Rowling’s favorite animal. Otters are known for their playfulness and intelligence. The otter also is in the same family as the weasel, which is the origin of the surname …
Dear boys, you are the reason girls starve...
rumshie: littlemisstwinklestar: thesickestlady: Dear girls….I ignore the type of girl that thinks she has to put on several layers of makeup, starve herself, and wears a push-up bra just to impress us. Because if that’s all she’s concerned about, then she’s as fickle as the men she’s trying to impress. I love the boy who wrote this Boy Version. THIS. XD
Friends are like blood. You don't always get to...
Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases
bestpostarchive: believeinme1210: mayriiparamore: all of them. and then people stare at me like I say each and every one of them :) Every. and this. Featured on Best Post Archive || All the best Posts from Tumblr
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
shaaron-: What, Yet, Although, Then, Rarely, Never :D
I Have 5 Fingers For A Reason (:
My pinky finger to make promises to my best friends. My ring finger for someone special when the time is right. My middle finger is to those who are jealous of me. My index finger to silence those who speak ill of me. My thumb to show the rest of the world I’ll be fine.
Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. Student: *stands up* Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
When your friends try to show you something funny...
heart-of-mine-: “Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your...
yoitsyajin: saraheuliano: Good boy. Now sit, roll and play dead! LMAO, i fell for it.